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KWR'S DAILY UPDATE THE U.S. WILL HAVE APPROX' $15.4 TRILLION IN DEBT MONDAY!
ALSO... GOLD & SILVER GAIN OVER 4% AND 5% ON THE WEEK!
Read Key West The Dog's Wisdom & Daily Tweet! Today's is below: 
Silver? -Name from the Old English Anglo-Saxon word 'seolfor' meaning silver. Symbol Origin is from
Latin word 'argentum' meaning silver.
College 2012 Predictions! by KenoGirl.com™ "Score SMTYO™ More Than Your Opponent!"
Pick@WeeklyBigBet.com / KenoGirl.com™ & 'Football Trifecta Talk™' can be found @ twitter.com/KeyWestTheDog
also... KenoGirl.com Picks: Patriots +3 in Super Bowl & in BUD Bowl ? Winner? ... BUD +3!
EYW.US (Key West) New City Manager? “A quien madruga, Dios le ayuda” 
...A Qualified Manager should be: A Floridian / Masters Degree in Urban Planning / Currently a Manager with Economic
Development Past Experience / 10+ years minimum in Municipal Government positions!
Chinese Year of Dragon! ...& Key West Register's Year of José Martí (Birthday Today!) 
"Anything that drives a wedge between people, classifies them, isolates them or
confines them is a sin against humanity." -José Martí (José Julián Martí Pérez)
"Over the next weeks, months and years, we will learn a lot more about the consequences of today's historical 
downgrades in Europe. What is clear at this stage is that the balance of risks is to the downside, for Europe and for the
global economy." -Mohamed El-Erian CEO, PIMCO ...& Note!: “The money powers prey upon the nation in times of
peace, and conspire against it in times of adversity. It is more despotic than monarchy, more insolent than autocracy,
more selfish than bureaucracy. I see in the near future a crisis approaching that unnerves me and causes me to tremble
for the safety of my country. Corporations have been enthroned, an era of corruption will follow & the money power
of the country will endeavor and prolong its reign by working upon the prejudices of the people, until the wealth is
aggregated into a few hands and the republic is destroyed.” -ABRAHAM LINCOLN 1864...
" WORLD IS FLAT! ...BROKE!ä " -WorldIsFlatBroke.com
“It's almost worth the Great Depression to learn how little our big men know.” -Will Rogers
"NOAA Awards Research Grant to Help Prevent Toxin-induced Seafood Poisoning in Gulf of Mexico and
Caribbean NOAA has awarded the first year of an anticipated 5 year, $4 million grant to scientists researching the
causes of Ciguatera fish poisoning... most common form of algal toxin-induced seafood poisoning in the world, focusing
on the Gulf of Mexico and Caribbean. Ciguatera affects tens of thousands of people annually, but the occurrence has
been impossible to predict and manage. The research project could lead to better predictions of ciguatera outbreaks."
more more info go to NOAA.gov... Also Bahamas Institute (.com) continues research project on 'Conch Replenishment'!
FLORIDAKEYS.US U.S.1? NO TOLL ROAD! 
...REMEMBER: YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF FRIENDS WHEN YOU GOT CANDY!™" -A KEY WEST THE DOG PROVERB
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"THE FIRST PANACEA FOR A MISMANAGED NATION IS INFLATION OF THE CURRENCY, THE SECOND IS WAR.
BOTH BRING A TEMPORARY PROSPERITY; BOTH BRING A PERMANENT RUIN" -ERNEST HEMINGWAY
"KWTD's Best! Stone Crab Season: Now-May 15th! & FL Lobster Season: Now-Mar. 3!1st 
KWTD'S 'Tickle The Bugs Out™!' & 'BugButter™!' Initiatives... Special Note: Both Claws can be harvested lawfully...
(One Moment of Bliss-) if they are of legal size. But... Although it is currently lawful to harvest both of a Stone Crab's
Claws this practice leaves the Stone Crab with few alternatives to defend itself from predators! Support! Key West
Register's & OceanSafe.org Initiative: 'Defend a Stone & Leave a Claw!™' at Participating FloridaKeys.US & Caribe
Merchants!...program by: Key West Register & KWI Group - Thank You for participation! See you in Conchville.com!
NOAA Fisheries Finds! Listing Scalloped Hammerhead Shark as 'Threatened' or
'Endangered' under the Endangered Species Act may be warranted... NOAA will comment soon on new policy.
-SharkFest.com
"Key West to Cuba flights begin!" -U.S. Customs
...provided U.S. regulations are followed & properly licensed as per requirements for travel between the two
countries... at this time due to limitations of Key West International Airport... flights will be restricted to a maximum
of ten passengers. Service EYW to HAV to commence soon!
Monroe County Commission "Gone Wild"! Agenda: More Taxes! 
Make visitors pay a toll to enter Keys... Revenues to pay for toilet flushes for all? & Key West Garbage rates up?
& so are the Key West City Commission Salaries/Benefits... voted to increase their own 'Pay Levels'... of course City
Manager did a study on the Commission issue for his bosses?... comparing compensations with other municipalities...
Question was raised!... Did they not know what they would be paid when they 'ran' for Commission Seats? & Maybe
they could actually 'Govern' different from other 'cash starved' municipalities and take 'No' cash for their positions?
"...Remember: 'You've got a lot of Friends when you got Candy!'™"-KWTD
THE SECRET TREASURE OF SOUTHWEST CAY' 
...a Caribbean atoll (14N16, 80W24) & past U.S. Territory? ...a Mystery ...a Treasure ...a Exposé
...a Key West Institute™ Released 'White Paper' @ SouthWestCay.com
Wisteria Hysteria Is Now Over? Update! November 2011: Federal Bureau Of Land Management
Issues Statement: "BLM Officially Owns Wisteria Island... is under the jurisdiction of the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service"!
Question is now answered on... "Who gets 'Royal Flush Toilet Usage Stickers' & 'A TP Mega Roll'?" Organization 'Save
Wisteria Island' (.com) in past: "What are implications of allowing this development other than the obvious loss of
natural habitat?" ...& Any further actions? ...but utilities would have had to been provided by Key West anyway? $$!
...Who gets 'Title Fight Belt' of: 'Check (The Records) Mate!' ?
Oil barrel price! $99+! Up Again? Wow! But? "Now 'I need to shift & drink a Hulacane™ !"
USDebtClock.org 'Dollarminos™'? -StockPie.com
& Now! a County Commissioner wants to turn MTH (Marathon Airport) into a Casino!... 
for a revenue source? ...& 'Trailer Trash'? Marathon City Plans to keep City Offices in trailers? Maybe High Stakes
No-Limit Hold'em Poker Games at MTH (Airport) can fund new permanent 'Hurricane Proof Buildings'? Was MTH
originally Native American Ground?...then? Guess what? County & City could continue to inflate budgets & Spend
...Marathon City Meeting item: *A. Resolution 2011-57, Approving Extended Lease Agreement With William Scotsman
For Mobile Office Trailers, To Extend The Lease Agreement for Three Years, For An Amount Not To Exceed $57,000
Annually; Authorizing The City Manager To Execute The Amendment Agreement; & Providing For An Effective Date.
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Finding: Bacterial Infection Caused Deaths of 5 Northern Gulf Dolphins!...
...NOAA advises anyone who sees a Stranded Dolphin in the Gulf of Mexico region to call... & Keep Pets Away!
877.942.5343 ...also details below @ KWR's SharkFest.com Column! & CDC Brucella info
Hurricane Updates! Hold On To Your Coconuts'™... Blowing Bubbles'ä HurricaneWhisperer.com 
&... NOAA commented: "La Niña" is back... the cause for the extreme weather in 2011/2012... has re-emerged in
the Pacific Ocean and is expected to strengthen... & continue into the Northern Hemisphere's Winter!
'It is always time to prepare the Sand Castles at the end of the old waterpipe™"
HurricaneWhisperer.com @ Twitter.com/KeyWestTheDog
Islamorda 'Incorporated' to keep McDonald's out!... & 
Sewers have been debated for years... now Village Citizens to get 'plunged' through an inactive Village Council?!
& after raising taxes and hiring a 'Large' Village Staff... 'SHTF' as Council will have to face escalating costs! &..."I
sound my barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world" -Walt Whitman"... &... "It is time to cut our area's costs & be
managed again by the County" -30 year Islamorada resident & "Council Lost In Space!" -Past Village CouncilPerson
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"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from
those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed." -President Dwight D. Eisenhower
...& "You've got a lot of Friends when you got Candy!™" -KWTD
 first Est. Key West 1829... 'first in Florida Keys News' Read! 'KWTD' 
Gossip Purple Hazeville Daze™: "We are Dumpster Diving for Dollars! Sewer $ Backflow" -a Commish
'Education Information'... go to KeysSchools.com for 'Our School Successes' and for all other info!
“I feel that school buildings throughout the nation which stand idle after school hours are a waste of available space
and the taxpayer’s money when constructive programs could be offered through their intelligent utilization.”...
-Father Flanagan / Boys Town (Donate Dollars to BoysTown.org - & local support groups for our future!)
Assortments Inc. 514 Fleming St. - Fine Men's Clothing (Claude & Joe) 294.4066
Oragami Sushi Bar & Japanese Res. 1075 Duval/C3 - Best Sushi! (Kiyota) 294-0092
Island Dogs Bar 505 Front St. - Mojitos! & 'dog paw embossed' floor! 295.0501
Duval Square Tropical Tan 1075 Duval St. - look stunning with a tan! (Henry) 292-6040
Latitiude25 -Mile Marker 82.7 Islamorada - Eclectic Items & Clothes (Gail & Bill) 664-4421
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Shop all year long at FloridaKeys.US 'Quality Merchants' for Great Products & Values !
Key West Register supports a 'Voluntary Wealth Redistribution Plan'!... how?...
...by shopping at FloridaKeys.US Merchants all year long! - Watch this list Grow!
“Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising" -Mark Twain"
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 "Liv'n at the end of the old water pipe™"
U.S. Beaches... major pollution concerns? Florida Keys Water Quality Report for our Beaches
...and also... so you like Conch Fritters? "NOAA Seeks Public Comment on Proposed Measures to Address Overfishing
of Queen Conch in the U.S. Caribbean NOAA Fisheries seeks public comment on a proposed rule that would
implement measures to address overfishing of Caribbean queen conch in the U.S. Caribbean. This rule would extend
the queen conch seasonal closure from 3 months to 5 months, and prohibit fishing for & possession of queen conch in
or from the Caribbean exclusive economic zone (EEZ) east of 64°34' W. longitude, which includes Lang Bank east of
St. Croix, U.S. Virgin Islands, when harvest and possession of queen conch is prohibited in St. Croix territorial waters
as a result of a territorial quota closure. The intended effects of this proposed rule are to prevent additional fishing
pressure on queen conch in the U.S. Caribbean, and to improve enforcement of regulations affecting the queen
conch resource by improving compatibility among Federal and territorial regulations. Written comments must be
received on or before February 22, 2011."... go to NOAA website for more information or to submit a comment...
also another source is http://caribbeanfmc.com ...& remember KWR's BugButter™ when cooking the Queens!
United States Environmental Protection Agency... 'KWTD' says: "Always Be Prepared!" - EPA's RadNet
air monitors U.S. fluctuations in background radiation levels -U.S. EPA... EPA site interprets data
Alert! Lionfish invade the Bahamas & FloridaKeys.US! Please report U.S. 
Lionfish sightings to NOAA reportlionfish@noaa.gov,form www8.nos.noaa.gov/nccos/ccfhr/lionfishreport.aspx
& Note: for Bahamas sightings... email: chairman@BahamasInstitute.com & subject 'Bahamas Database'. & also
in the Caribbean: The Cayman Islands Tourism Association (CITA), in association with PADI, is offering residents
& guests a one-day, "Invasive Lionfish Tracker Distinctive Specialty" dive course... info on Cayman area Lionfish:
www.doe.ky/marine/invasive-lionfish-in-cayman 
SharkFest.com - email sightings of whale & 
shark species... chairman@bahamasinstitute.com ...research team is in the Turks & Caicos for a shark breeding
research project! &...Tidbit: A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes!... &! Shark 'ID' Program!:
Sharks!... !!!NOAA Update Dec. 2011: "Atlantic shark fisheries implementation of catch shares in the Atlantic shark
fisheries? NOAA Fisheries is now extending the comment period for the notice to 5 p.m. March 31, 2012 to provide
additional opportunity for the five Fishery Management Councils, the Atlantic and Gulf States Marine Fisheries
Commissions, and other interested parties to comment on the notice. Written public comments, identified by
NOAA-NMFS-2010-0188, can be submitted electronically or by mail to NMFS SF1, 1315 East-West Highway, Silver
Spring, MD 20910.." ...& Info see NOAA news release... & SharkFest.com 'Researcch White Papers' on Bahamas in
conjunction with BahamasInstitute.com ..."Saving Sharks!"
Protecting Wild Dolphins! from Sonar effects testing, Ship hits & Oil spills?
Update November 2011: As per... -NOAA Finds Bacterial Infection as Cause of Death for 5 Northern Gulf Dolphins;
Investigation Continues ...Pathology experts contracted by NOAA have identified the bacteria Brucella in five
bottlenose dolphins that died in the northern Gulf of Mexico. These five are among the 580 dolphins in higher than
expected strandings that began in February 2010 and are continuing. NOAA has declared it an “unusual mortality
event,” triggering a focused, expert investigation into the cause. NOAA is working with a team of marine mammal
health experts, including veterinarians, epidemiologists, biologists & toxicologists, to investigate the cause of death
for as many of the 580 dolphins as possible. ...Brucella are commonly found in populations of marine & terrestrial
animals throughout the world, but infection in humans is rare in the U.S., and there are no documented U.S. cases
of Brucella in humans originating from marine sources. NOAA advises anyone who sees a stranded dolphin in the
Gulf of Mexico region to call 1-877-Whale Help (877.942.5343). The stranded dolphin should not be touched, and
pets should be kept away from the dolphin as well. In addition, cooking seafood kills the Brucella bacterium, and
as there have been only 3cases globally linking Brucella infection to consumption of raw seafood, there is minimal
risk of exposure to humans through seafood consumption. ...& Past Dolphin News: "NOAA scientists participate in
the Behavioral Response Study of Cetaceans to Navy Sonar, Southern California Scientists from NOAA's Southwest
Fisheries Science Center are participating in a Navy sponsored study known as SOCAL-10, Biological and Behavioral
Response Studies of Marine Mammals in Southern California. SOCAL-10 is designed to measure the response of
cetaceans to Navy mid-frequency sonar and, potentially, other sounds sources. This project is a collaboration with
researchers at NOAA, Cascadia Research, Duke University, Woods Hole Oceanographic Institute, Scripps Institution
of Oceanography... & Navy researchers." Editor's Note on Gulf Oil Spill as well as the continued 'take/sonar testing'
off of FL in Bahamas area (in addition to Southern California tests) & OceanSafe.org response: We applaud all
efforts to protect Marine Mammals! However NOAA states; "Although severely limited in our continued ability to
move dolphins out of their natural habitats in response to the oil spill"...OceanSafe.org as well as other orgs believe
that most of the dolphins can be relocated to 'safe wild areas' that are in 'Non-Sonar Testing Take Areas' in the
Bahamas & other Caribbean locations - funds are an excuse? -Also Note: the term'Take' refers to harming & death
to these creatures. Oil Sllicks? ...as Capt. 'CB' King said to KWR Reporter: "It is not the right type of Conch Cook'n Oil
for 'Keys Pinks' (Shrimp)!" All donations to Key West Institute will be distributed to such orgs equally that facilitate
the efforts to relocate 'Dolphins'... Donations? checks to: Key West Institute Corp. P.O. Box 1119, Key West, FL, 33041
(not a Federal tax exempt deduction & are kept confidential)
'Sailfish Club' 
(sign years past... at the Bight in EYW.US) prepared for Hurricane Season?... remember your boat!
United States Environmental Protection Agency lists U.S. Drinking Water Contaminant Limits ...Full List here! !
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, He will not bite you. This is the principal difference
between a dog and a man." - Mark Twain
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Navy Review: 'Environs Impacts' from F/A-18 & new F-35C Fighter Aircraft? 
...& the position of one Key West area group on Navy 'fly overs'... see group's website for updates on issues
...& also ongoing: U.S. Navy might injure/kill dolphins & whales? Authorization for taking of marine "mammals
incidental to Atlantic Fleet Active Sonar Training (AFAST) activities conducted off the Atlantic coast and in the
Gulf of Mexico ending January 2014." contact NOAA for info! ...& at recent airshow -Key Limes stayed on Keys'
trees as heavy turbulence shook the fruit... 'Shaken but not Stirred"! ...& Note: Key Lime Seeds in 'Global Seed
Vault'!... In Norway: the Svalbard Global Seed Vault is designed to store 'World Seeds'... www.seedvault.no
"KinKans also in vault" (KinKans.com™ -Scientific Classification: Genus/Fortunella -of the family Rutaceae a close
relative to other citrus fruits, Species/Fortunella Margarita... & Signature Experience of Kinkans™ -The Fortunella
Margarita™ & 'Fortune Margarita' ™' for short... Made with fresh Kumquats & dedicated to Robert Fortune who
introduced Kumquats to Europe 1846 ...& for our future FloridaKeys.US Mixologists!
 THE REGISTER'S DUELING WRITERS COLUMN... ON THE REST OF THE CIVILIZED WORLD 
Corner Talk:"sewers Duval St. are labeled 'Flows to Sea' so I don't pee & pollute Truman the Dog
there"-Bar Patron. SidewalkScribbles.com -written on the street at the corner of Olivia St & Emma "Lost Cat Two
Toned/Brown and White, His Name is 'Cat', Please Call 294.xxxx" ...soon! more of Key West SidewalkScribbles.com
"Yachtsman's Guide to the Bahamas"... "Superb"! U.S.V.I. too!
"Yachtsman's Guide to the Bahamas and Yachtsman's Guide to the Virgin Islands are the finest authoritative
resources for all cruising these Caribbean regions!"-- KWR ...Updated and published annually since 1950 with the
endorsement and sponsorship of the Bahamas Ministry of Tourism. Nearly 500 pages chocked full of useful island
boating information including detailed tips on how to cross the Gulf Stream, where to stay, and what to do. Includes
sketch charts, aerial and ground photographs, and detailed information... Key West Register's affiliate the
Bahamas Institute (.com) always has these two books down below in the chart room on the 'Joan Marie' during the
2011 research expeditions as well as the "Cruising Guide to the Florida Keys, 12th edition" which is also a 'Must Have!'
Key West Register has not found better guides for those cruising or those just wanting wonderful reading! Click icons!
'Past & Future?... " You've got a lot of Friends when you got Candy!™ " 
" It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the ones most responsive to change."
- Charles Darwin

In the Keys: "Free Beer tomorrow"...now just a memory! 
Column: Keys Politics, Keys Institutions & Those Who Should Be In One!
"Some Where Over the Rainbow"?... Key West Register supports all citizens getting involved in the Keys governance process... It is time to be 'Economically Correct' and to grab the rainbow with the pot of gold for the future of FloridaKeys.US... here are suggestions in a 'coconut shell'... in Key West Duval Area: close Duval St. to traffic and make it pedestrian friendly in evenings (or 24/7 ?)... add some tropical greenery on Duval Street?... stagger visitor traffic from cruise ships to different 'dropoffs'... create 'Conchvilleä Steel Drum Ambassador Performers' to meet the cruise ships... (yes-they could distribute coupons too!)... & Truman Waterfront development? -make whole design an 'Upscale Small Street Village' with residential, shops, dining & entertainment... the future dictates that the time has passed for non-revenue producing albatrosses ... all Truman Waterfront decisions should be made on 'commercial basis methods'... & smile more! Key Largo: add 50 coconut palms and place large five foot terra cotta pots along U.S.1... cleanup the 'Lady' (African Queen) and make her a shrine & festival... slow traffic to 30 mph & smile more! Islamorada: enrich off synergies... acquire properties across from Worldwide Sportsman all the way down to Green Turtle Inn & make a mini park area honoring Sportfishing (large bronze sailfish)... make that region a pedestrian area & incentives for adjacent merchant property investments... attempt more locals to 'think pink' & paint more buildings pink (of course 'morada' tambien) & smile more! Marathon: place new quality 'Welcome' signage of 'large stone material' at City limits... Marathon Airport? -solicit a restaurateur of 'Keys Cuisine' & promote even for car travelers going farther south... vegetation needed as well as 7 Mile Bridge notations throughout the city (Bridge to Keys Heaven!) & smile more! Lower Keys-Big Pine: simply, a small bronze of a Key Deer & 'Family Park Stop' adjacent to U.S.1... & smile more! "Times are chang'n"... make sure the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow is 'banked' in the FloridaKeys.US!... & smile more!... “Well, I reckon I got to light out for the territory ahead of the rest because Aunt Sally she's going to adopt me and civilize me and I can't stand it. I been there before.” --Huckleberry Finn/Mark Twain...
THE JOSE MARTI GOLD FREEDOM MEDAL: AWARDED ANNUALLY - THE KEY WEST INSTITUTE 
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'KW REGISTER' FIRST MORNING NEWS 'KWR'- FABRICANTES DE AMIGOS
"NOAA Fisheries seeks public comment on an amendment developed by the Gulf of Mexico Fishery
Management Council to set annual catch limits for reef fish, red drum, shrimp, & coral fisheries of the Gulf of Mexico.
The amendment proposes to: • Revise the species in need of federal management. • Establish standard mechanisms
by which to set o allowable biological catch (a level of harvest intended prevent overfishing) o annual catch limits
(highest level of landing that is acceptable to maintain adequate stock size), and o annual catch targets (acceptable
levels of landings that provide a buffer, if needed, for management uncertainty). • Set those catch limits & targets. •
Modify procedures that would allow more timely implementation of management actions. • Establish accountability
measures, which adjust catches in-season or in future years to maintain harvests at or less than the annual catch limits.
Comments must be received no later than 5 p.m., Eastern time, on Nov. 25, 2011... info @ noaa.gov" -OceanSafe.org
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Dive! Dive!... Dive 'Vandy'!... 522 foot... USS Gen. Hoyt S. Vandenberg 
'Vandy' rests at a depth of 140 feet & 7 Miles off EYW.US (24.27 N. latitude - 81.44 W. longitude) DiveVandy.com
Billfish & Grouper Info! "Growing Hypoxic Zones Reduce Habitat for Billfish & Tuna"...
important commercial and recreational fish species, may be more vulnerable to fishing pressure because of shrinking
habitat according to a new study published by scientists from NOAA, the Billfish Foundation, and the University of
Miami. An expanding zone of low oxygen, known as a hypoxic zone, in the Atlantic Ocean is encroaching on these
species’ preferred oxygen-abundant habitat, forcing them into shallower waters where they are more likely to be
caught. Higher catch rates from these areas may give the false appearance of more abundant fish stocks. While
hypoxic zones occur naturally in many areas of the world’s tropical and equatorial oceans, scientists are concerned
because these zones are expanding and occurring closer to the sea surface, and are expected to continue to grow as
sea temperatures rise... & Grouper Quotas!: NOAA Establishes Annual Catch Limits for Some South Atlantic Snappers
and Groupers on December 29, 2010, NOAA Fisheries announced a final rule establishing annual catch limits designed
to prevent excessive fishing pressure on nine species of snappers and groupers. The rule becomes effective on Jan. 31,
2011, and applies to federal waters off North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, and Florida’s Atlantic coast. The rule
also prohibits the harvest of six deepwater snapper and grouper species in depths beyond 240 feet, and reduces the
recreational bag limit of snowy grouper to one fish per vessel per day. The South Atlantic Fishery Management Council
recommended these actions to the fisheries service earlier this year... info @ NOAA & reports by -KeysFishJournal.com
Conchcoctionä Byline!... a Bikini Girl & Hot Stiletto Heels!... &? 
Column: Daily! by a 'Certified Conchcoctionä Mixologist'... Bikini Kimmi blends Conch Rum-Nut Libations garnished with Key West Hot Chicken Wings & the 'FloridaKeys.US Bikini News' catching Fish-Food-Drinks-Divas-& Politicos! Bikini Kimmi has received numerous letters/emails on the subject of her dimensions... Bikini Kimmi recently said at a Press Conference in Key West that she is one inch bigger on top than everyones favorite 'Doll' - Barbie!... "If Barbie was 'life size' her measurements would be 39-23-33... I beat her by a mile... oops!... I mean an inch... 40-23-33! ...Read My Daily Column In 2012!
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FloridaKeys.US Road Finds'! A Keys Classic! ... at 7 Mile Bridge in Marathon! 
Florida#2! in Marijuana Home Factories! 
& Florida is considering making the herb Salvia Divinorum illegal... Florida bill would make 'salvia' and its extract
controlled substances in the same class as marijuana & LSD... felony punishable by up to five years in prison! Florida
passed new law June '08... if you get caught growing 25 plants (old threshhold 100 plants) you can get a maximum
of 30 years in jail dependiing on various criteria... check with local law enforcement authorities for details?!
"The more people smoke herb, the more Babylon fall" -Bob Marley
Loss of Keys history? Overseas Liquor & Lounge
good days are over? (known historically as 'Overseas Lodge') ... In the lodge's prime it had FISH MORE!
hotel rooms and offered some of the best 'Turtle Steak Dinners' in the Florida Keys... fate of building in the future?
Key West Commission Highlights & Economics... 'Annex Waves'?
Now over? Eaton St. garden area to be removed & Navy road restored after many years! TRUSTED NEWS!
"$33,101.99 for roadway extension and sidewalk along Eaton Street from the Truman Annex Property line to
Truman Harbor at the Truman Waterfront by Charley Toppino and Sons"... & Truman Annex gets less 'Exclusive'?
... well probably so with the proposed 'Slip N' Slide?' Water Park next door at Truman Waterfront that would
have plastic tubes and other rides? (i.e. Daytona Beach & Myrtle Beach!)... other ideas for the 6+ acres premium
U.S. waterfront property includes a planned Village containing housing and academical enrichment regions... ?
Update: Truman Waterfront land 'contaminated'? and also a large Mega Yacht Project proposed for area?
& 'KEY WEST CITY CLASSIC PAST ARCHIVES: heard in audience at a past meeting -'Rooster War' is escalating...
Asst. City Mgr. has made chicken recommendations... referencing the excess chicken population in Key West he
indicated that the animals cannot be tortured (Geneva Convention Guidelines?) breaking necks seems to be OK?
Note: Citizens should call City Offices for proper 'Rooster Control Actions'! 
"Key West is perhaps unique, too, but? 
in its tough,survival-oriented constitution, which is also unfortunately currently accompanied by a pessimistic,
even depressive social psychology. Hope about the future of KW was totally & conspicuously lacking in survey
responses" -- as per Gustavus Adolphus College/St. Peter, MN - Prof Karen Larson in the final report on Key
West Worker satisfaction presented to the City of Key West. (Note: 'The Register' mentioned these findings to a
another random survey group of workers... 8 out of 10 said they were going to Duval St. to get a 'Hulacane'ä &
the other 2 surveyed said they'd go get a 'Team Mojito'ä) & Visit Stock Island 24°34'12" North, 81°44'15" West...
FLORIDAKEYS.US "WHERE THE SUN CHASES THE MOON" ä
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THE FIRST OFFICIAL NEWS OF KEY WEST/FLORIDA KEYS/CARIBBEAN & THE GULF STREAMä
'Fest Past HighLights & WEIRD-SHOTSä
 Missed us again! Time for a drink! a Hulacane™ Daiquiri! "Born in the Eye™, 2oz Rum &
Sugarcane stalk, 2oz Sweet & Sour mix, Secret Ingredient, 1oz pineapple juice, Shake in a circular motion over ice and
strain into a chilled martini glass, garnish with wedge of lime. Hemingway - 'Islands in the Stream'... "Thomas Hudson
...was drinking another of the frozen Daiquiris with no sugar in it and as he lifted it, heavy and the glass frost-rimmed,
he looked at the clear part below & the frapped top and it reminded him of the sea." A Hulacane™ Conchcoction™ ?
Key West the dog'ä & Sidekick 'Truman': "Doing dog paddle at Keys' Beaches/Water Quality Report"...State of FL
NOTABLE FESTIVALS: Fantasy Fest/Key West 10/19-10/28/'12 & VooDoo Fest/New Orleans 10/28- 31/'12
"Clothes make the man... naked people have little or no influence on society." -- Mark Twain
Eclipse Stateä - FloridaKeys.US " NEWS FROM FLORIDAKEYS.US AND THE REST OF THE CIVILIZED WORLD " ä
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Collage of Poker Events Around the World click finger
US1POKER.COM 'Road to Turns & Rivers'ä & other news from the Poker Territory™ ... additional news sources:
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Vegas Slot 'Possibles' Jan/2012 Megabucks $11,500,000
Wheel of Fortune (.25) $265,000 Wheel of Fortune (.50) $1,250,000 Wheel of Fortune ($1)
$1,450,000 Wheel of Fortune ($5) $1,220,000 & more! (note: call casinos for update and accuracy)
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A Year Long Party!
'Purple Daze News Column': ...& Taxes?
"Islamorada... a little purple spot in the Gulf Stream"ä
"The responsibility of leadership is not always without cost" -- Mark Twain
Islamorada?... "With a pink hotel, a boutique...And a swinging hot spot...Don't it always seem to go...That you don't know what you've got...Till it's gone...They paved paradise ...And put up a parking lot..." --Joni Mitchell
2012 Update... Islamorada Village Manager Edward Koconis continues...
Be Aware! Comet/Asteroid Emergency Impact Scale
Mail comments to: P.O. Box 1119, Key West, FL, 33041
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Important Releases: Update on U.S. Government / TSA requirments for travelers at www.AirLinesSafe.com
TSA Lifts Ban on Lighters... now allowed are Bics and Zippo type lighters but not on torch type lighters....
Captain Cubaä Cigar-Wine & Yachtsman's Guide ...Certified Authority
Captain Cuba's ('Cuba' for short) Exclusive Cigar & Wine Ratings - seen at Twitter.com/KeyWestTheDog
"Today's smoke is the best smoke!ä " -- 'Cuba' 
:The Captaincy General of Cuba (Spanish: Capitanía General de Cuba) was an administrative
district of the Spanish Empire created in 1607 as part of Habsburg Spain's attempt better
to defend the Caribbean against foreign powers...
'CAPTAIN CUBA' A CLUB FOR THE CIGAR CONNOISSEUR - ORIGIN CIRCA 1982
Certified Cigar Grande Sommelier (CGSä) Captain Cuba Star Brandä
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FloridaKeys.US "Tidbits" College Football Bowl schedules SHOTS! WEIRD-SHOTSä 
• Bahamas Drag Racing Association/BDRA organizes in Islands
• Key West Bowl Committee looks at 2012 for possible college national title football game www.KeyWestBowl.com
• Sharkfest.com Researchers in Costa Rica for long-term Bioenzyme Research with NanoAlphaä 
• Bahamas Institute to sponsor 'Catch & Release' fishing tournament in Grand Bahama in August 2012 and other news...
• Vespa & other motorcycle sales explode as the Florida Keys and Caribbean island citizens shift to cheaper cost transports
• Key West Institute negotiates with Bahamas Authorities for 'AquaFood' research station based on Long Island in Bahamas
CONCHVILLE.COM "Liv'n at the end of the old water pipe"ä
'Kinkans' ä (kinkans/kum´kwots) Small Trees with origins in China - sweet-scented white flowers, and small, orange-yellow
edible fruits which are eaten fresh or in preserves & also a Martini garnish... Fortunella of the family Rutaceae a close relative
to other citrus fruits &... a new Premier Club... 'Kinkans' ... kinkans.com
KEYS FISH JOURNAL "morning catch in fishing news"Ô 1952
2012 Season El Niño & La Niña factor? El Niño is a disruption of the ocean-atmosphere system in the tropical Pacific that has consequences for weather around the globe. Among its effects are increased rainfall across the southern tier of the United States, destructive flooding in Peru, drought in the western Pacific and devastating brush fires in Australia. In Florida, El Niño brings relief from drought conditions by dropping extra rain in the winter as well as creating upper level winds in the summer that tend to cut down on the number of tropical storms. Lack of El Nino will be a factor for 2010 season. Renowned hurricane forecaster Dr. C. King predicts that El Nino will be dormant this year with major hurricane being 12 - Dr. King said "Come September I will drink a lot of Hulacanes ä " (note: a Hulacane ä is a fresh Rum concoction that was invented by Dr. Kotas for Ernest in 1937 - Hulacane ä TradeMark porperty of Key West Institute since 1939)"
NOAA TIDES & CURRENTS FOR EYW.US (KEY WEST - FL)
- CARIBBEAN HURRICANE INFORMATION HURRICANE PREDICTIONS / NOAA
Hurricane Names 2012: Alberto - Beryl - Chris - Debby - Ernesto - Florence - Gordon - Helene - Isaac - Joyce - Kirk -
Leslie - Michael - Nadine - Oscar - Patty - Rafael - Sandy - Tony - Valerie - William... more ?
Florida Keys Water Quality Beach Report/click Florida health department has established water quality section
Florida Health Department maintains a toll-free 24-hour recorded information line at 1.877.892.9585.
Key West Register / Official Report - Mean Monthly Water Temperature at Sand Key
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75.2
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73.2
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73.8
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75.7
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79.0
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83.3
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85.8
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86.2
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84.9
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82.8
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79.5
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76.5
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24.0
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22.9
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23.2
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24.3
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26.1
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28.5
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29.9
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30.1
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29.4
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27.9
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26.4
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24.7
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"The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated" -- Mahatma Gandhi
Moon Phase National Data Buoy Center:Sand Key FL 
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