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 ... Election Season! Key West Register begins Candidate Reviews & Endorsements! 
College Football '10 BCS? KenoGirl.com™ Picks (in Rank): Crimson Tide, TX, OK, OH, FL ,NB, OR, USC,
BS, VT & for BCS Big Bet?... Hurricanes! Comments: Pick@WeeklyBigBet.com updates: Twitter.com/KeyWestTheDog
"KWTD's Best Events!" Stone Crab Season begins! October 15 to May 14... Both Claws of a Stone Crab may be
harvested lawfully ..if they are of legal size? Although it is currently lawful to harvest both of a Stone Crab's Claws this
practice leaves the Stone Crab with few alternatives to defend itself from predators! Support! Key West Register's &
OceanSafe.org Initiative: 'Defend a Stone & Leave a Claw!™' at Participating FloridaKeys.US & Caribe Merchants!
...Commercial & Recreational Lobster Season is Aug. 6-March 31!... "Tickle The Bugs Out™ & 'BugButter™' on Tail!" are
programs sponsored by Key West Register & KWI Group... Sept. 16-19: 38th Key West Poker Run! Win a 'HD'! Zoom!
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Gossip Purple Hazeville Daze™: "hold off on sewers until a 'Major Backflow' & big odor!" -a Commish
'Education Information'... go to KeysSchools.com for 'Our School Successes' and for all other info!
Will Rogers who was lost in a plane crash in 1935... "Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes
from bad judgment."ConchFest.net column - KWR's - FloridaKeys.US - News - www.twitter.com/KeyWestTheDog
 Key West Register's Candidate & Issue Endorsements: Vote! August 24! 
August 2010 Primary Election...if the Monroe County School District Superintendent position should be 'elected' or
'appointed' (by Monroe County School Board)... If an 'appointed' Superintendent is voted in the change would be
effective on Nov. 2012... Update: Monroe County School Board Member John Dick was reelected to District 4 seat.
...KWR's Editorial Board offers its election recommendations to provide information that isn't readily available to
many voters. The board does analysis on their character, background and opinions. Board members review public
records and files of news on the candidates' records. The board also talks to people who know the candidate.
Recommendation editorials are intended to give readers the benefit of the editorial board's research. Key West
Register's Endorsements for Monroe County School Board: District 5 / Current School Board Member Debra Walker,
District 1 / Robin Smith-Martin. Issue: To change the process for choosing the Monroe Superintendent of Schools?...
KWR understands that positive and negative discussions on 'seating' the Superintendent of Schools through a general
election have been debated recently due to the challenges that the Monroe County School Board has faced... But the
system to elect the Superintendent of Schools is not any different from electing the School Board Members or any
other individual in a 'Leadership Role' for our Monroe County Communities... the Voters should determine the best
possible qualified individual for each position... KWR Supports Maintaining the Elected Process for Superintendent.
KWR Selects Demetrios Efstratiou for County Judge Group 3... In the Republican contest for State Representative
that will run against State Rep. Ron Saunders (Democrat) -KWR Endorses Matt Gardi. For Republican race County
Commissioner District 4 seat KWR thinks that David Rice would be the best choice in this Republican selection. For
MTH City Council best choices for the 'Pick 3' are: 1."Bicycle" Joannie Nelson, 2. Dick Ramsay, 3. Larry Shaffer. Note:
other endorsements have yet to be reviewed by KWR for Key Largo Fire & Emergency Medical Board Seats - City of
Layton - Mosquito Control Board Districts - Key Largo Wastewater District - KWR may not make endorsements.
U.S. Beaches... major pollution concerns? Florida Keys Water Quality Report for our Beaches
...and also... so you like Conch Fritters? Caribbean Fishery Management Council Queen Conch Public Hearings
The Caribbean Fishery Management Council will hold public hearings to obtain input from fishers, the general
public, and the local agencies’ representatives on the Public Hearing Draft Document for Amendment 2 to the
Fishery Management Plan for the Queen Conch Fishery of Puerto Rico and the U.S. Virgin Islands & Amendment 5
to the Reef Fish Fishery Management Plan of Puerto Rico and the U.S. Virgin Islands (with Draft Environmental
Impact Statement). For information on the dates and times of the public hearings and supporting documents
visit the Council’s website http://caribbeanfmc.com ...& remember KWR's BugButter™ when cooking the Queens!
... Smuggling Season! "pero no dinero" ...Morning run to U.S.? 'Cruise to U.S.' on the Cuba
/Caribe Express?..."it is like Smugglers Poker" said a U.S. Authority!... "$9,000+ per person!"... so when you hear
"Pare su barco, esta es Guarda Costa!" from the sky you will not 'Pass Go &cCollect $200!
Alert! Lionfish invade the Bahamas & FloridaKeys.US! Please report U.S. 
Lionfish sightings to NOAA email reportlionfish@noaa.gov,form www8.nos.noaa.gov/nccos/ccfhr/lionfishreport.aspx
& Note: for Bahamas sightings... email: chairman@BahamasInstitute.com 'Bahamas Database'.
World Series of Poker® Main Event Nov. Nine - All-Suite Hotel & Casino® Las Vegas!
WSOP® Final Table Nov. 6-9th... more info at WSOP.com - 'November Nine' Final Table Winner gets $8,944,138!
Also... WSOPE® (Europe)! will be held on Sept. 14-28 in Casino at the Empire in Leicester Square, London, England!
United States Environmental Protection Agency lists U.S. Drinking Water Contaminant Limits Full List! 
'BP Deepwater Horizon Incident' - 'Gulf of Mexico Watch' & Florida Waits?... NOAA Updates:
..."Federal effort to ensure seafood is not contaminated with oil will also include NOAA’s dockside sampling of fish
products in the Gulf.... FDA also encourages to report potential contamination to 1-888-INFO-FDA"...OceanSafe.org
For Captains' planning processes there is the '24 Hour Incident Information & Forecast' at NOAA (click 'finger icon')
...as Capt. 'CB' King said to KWR Reporter: "It is not the right type of Conch Cook'n Oil™ for 'Keys Pinks' (Shrimp)!"
Protecting Wild Dolphins During the Gulf Oil Spill? NOAA Issues following: 
NOAA ..."has received calls from concerned citizens to help coastal populations of bottlenose dolphins. NOAA is
working closely with its state and local partners to assess and respond to distressed dolphins or dolphins found in
areas affected by oil from the Deepwater Horizon/BP spill event. While this event presents an enormous challenge
to many aquatic animals across the region, there are steps the public can take to help. NOAA and its partners ask
concerned citizens to follow these rules: •Report any dead, stranded, or distressed dolphins or other marine
mammals to the wildlife hotline at 866.557.1401. •Do not push the animal back out to sea – this delays examination
and treatment, and often results in the animal re-stranding itself in worse condition. •Do not approach, feed, or
swim with the animal. •Stay with the animal until rescuers arrive, but use caution. Keep a safe distance from the
head and tail. •Minimize contact with the animal (use gloves if necessary) & avoid inhaling air the animal has
breathed out. •Keep crowds away & noise levels down to avoid causing further stress to the animal. •Keep dogs &
other pets away from live or dead marine mammals. •Do not collect any parts from dead marine mammals...
prohibited under Marine Mammal Protection Act. Corralling or containing wild dolphins in secluded bays and
potentially hand feeding them until an area is cleaned is not practical, logistically feasible, safe, or legal. This type
of confinement also places dolphins at greater risk during severe weather events. Additionally, hand feeding
dolphins may cause long-term dependency on humans for food, causing dolphins to lose their natural hunting and
survival skills – they may even continue this behavior after the spill event and after oil is gone... Although severely
limited in our ability to move dolphins out of their natural habitats in response to the oil spill, NOAA’s Fisheries Service
and our partners are doing everything we can to help animals in distress and learn as much as we can about how
dolphins respond to and might be affected by an oil spill. For more information please read the entire NOAA News
Release." (at NOAA website)... Editor's Note & OceanSafe.org response: We applaud all efforts! However NOAA
states; "Although severely limited in our ability to move dolphins out of their natural habitats in response to the oil
spill"... OceanSafe.org as well as other orgs believe that most of the dolphins can be relocated to 'safe wild areas' in
the Bahamas and other Caribbean locations - funds are an excuse? All donations made to Key West Institute from
Aug. 1, 2010 are being turned over to such orgs that facilitate the efforts to relocate these dolphins... cash or checks:
Key West Institute (Corp.), P.O. Box 1119, Key West, FL, 33041 note: (this is not a Federal tax exempt deduction)
Jim Rogers/Financier-Economist & seen on CNBC... anticipates a Tsunami for America? - StockPie.com 
"There is no way that America can ever pay off its debt... It is just physically, arithmetically, mathematically
impossible... without some kind of total collapse first, & then you just default... Anybody who sits there & denies
reality is going to get swept away... just like a Tsunami"! for more info on Jim Rogers go to JimRogers.com
“It's almost worth the Great Depression to learn how little our big men know.” -Will Rogers
Wisteria Hysteria? Who gets 'Royal Flush Toilet Sticker' & Mega Roll ?
The organization 'Save Wisteria Island' www.savewisteriaisland.com ...asks "What are the implications of allowing
this development other than the obvious loss of natural habitat?" KWR: Who will really Monitor a Project long-term?
NOAA: "8-14 / 3-7 Major" - 'Blowing Bubbles!... Hold On To Your Coconuts!'™ ' 
& AccuWeather.com's Chief Hurricane Meteorologist Joe Bastardi: Hurricane Season within 'Top 10 Bad Seasons'!
'Huracan' (Hurricane) a native 'Taino' word meaning: 'Winds unleashed by an angry Goddess'... so She happy in '10?
"It is always time to prepare the Sand Castles at the end of the old waterpipe™" -HurricaneWhisperer.com
Navy Review: 'Environs Impacts' from F/A-18 & new F-35C Fighter Aircraft? 
...& the position of one Key West area group on Navy 'fly overs'... see group's website for updates on issues
...& also ongoing: U.S. Navy might injure/kill dolphins & whales? Authorization for taking of marine "mammals
incidental to Atlantic Fleet Active Sonar Training (AFAST) activities conducted off the Atlantic coast and in the
Gulf of Mexico ending January 2014." contact NOAA for info! ...& at recent airshow -Key Limes stayed on Keys'
trees as heavy turbulence shook the fruit... 'Shaken but not Stirred"! ...& Note: Key Lime Seeds in 'Global Seed
Vault'!... In Norway: the Svalbard Global Seed Vault is designed to store 'World Seeds'... www.seedvault.no
"KinKans also in vault" (KinKans.com™ -Scientific Classification: Genus/Fortunella -of the family Rutaceae a close
relative to other citrus fruits, Species/Fortunella Margarita... & Signature Experience of Kinkans™ -The Fortunella
Margarita™ & 'Fortune Margarita' ™' for short... Made with fresh Kumquats & dedicated to Robert Fortune who
introduced Kumquats to Europe 1846 ...& for our future FloridaKeys.US Mixologists   
"Fried Key West on a Stick™"...& Readers' Opinions! 
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Corner Talk:"sewers Duval St. are labeled 'Flows to Sea' so I don't pee & pollute Truman the Dog
there"-Bar Patron. SidewalkScribbles.com -written on the street at the corner of Olivia St & Emma "Lost Cat Two
Toned/Brown and White, His Name is 'Cat', Please Call 294.xxxx" ...soon! more of Key West SidewalkScribbles.com
"Yachtsman's Guide to the Bahamas"... "Superb"! U.S.V.I. too!
"Yachtsman's Guide to the Bahamas and Yachtsman's Guide to the Virgin Islands are the finest authoritative
resources for all cruising these Caribbean regions!"-- KWR ...Updated and published annually since 1950 with the
endorsement and sponsorship of the Bahamas Ministry of Tourism. Nearly 500 pages chocked full of useful island
boating information including detailed tips on how to cross the Gulf Stream, where to stay, and what to do. Includes
sketch charts, aerial and ground photographs, and detailed information... Key West Register's affiliate the
Bahamas Institute (.com) always has these two books down below in the chart room on the 'Joan Marie' during the
2010 research expeditions as well as the "Cruising Guide to the Florida Keys, 12th edition" which is also a 'Must Have!'
Key West Register has not found better guides for those cruising or those just wanting wonderful reading! Click icons!
"Conchfestä Annual Conchfedä" Food/Bar Awards! 
...Island Dogs Bar in Key West is rated in Top Ten Best 2010 Establishments in the Keys. Key West the Dog found
the staff some of the best service in Key West! Food is Excellent! Great Atmosphere! as the Island Dogs Bar motto
says "come as you are"! & Key West Register would add 'go often to this fun establishment'! KWR 2010 Awards!
In the Keys: "Free Beer tomorrow"...now just a memory! 
Column: Keys Politics, Keys Institutions & Those Who Should Be In One!
"Some Where Over the Rainbow"?... Key West Register supports all citizens getting involved in the Keys governance process... It is time to be 'Economically Correct' and to grab the rainbow with the pot of gold for the future of FloridaKeys.US... here are suggestions in a 'coconut shell'... in Key West Duval Area: close Duval St. to traffic and make it pedestrian friendly in evenings (or 24/7 ?)... add some tropical greenery on Duval Street?... stagger visitor traffic from cruise ships to different 'dropoffs'... create 'Conchvilleä Steel Drum Ambassador Performers' to meet the cruise ships... (yes-they could distribute coupons too!)... & Truman Waterfront development? -make whole design an 'Upscale Small Street Village' with residential, shops, dining & entertainment... the future dictates that the time has passed for non-revenue producing albatrosses ... all Truman Waterfront decisions should be made on 'commercial basis methods'... & smile more! Key Largo: add 50 coconut palms and place large five foot terra cotta pots along U.S.1... cleanup the 'Lady' (African Queen) and make her a shrine & festival... slow traffic to 30 mph & smile more! Islamorada: enrich off synergies... acquire properties across from Worldwide Sportsman all the way down to Green Turtle Inn & make a mini park area honoring Sportfishing (large bronze sailfish)... make that region a pedestrian area & incentives for adjacent merchant property investments... attempt more locals to 'think pink' & paint more buildings pink (of course 'morada' tambien) & smile more! Marathon: place new quality 'Welcome' signage of 'large stone material' at City limits... Marathon Airport? -solicit a restaurateur of 'Keys Cuisine' & promote even for car travelers going farther south... vegetation needed as well as 7 Mile Bridge notations throughout the city (Bridge to Keys Heaven!) & smile more! Lower Keys-Big Pine: simply, a small bronze of a Key Deer & 'Family Park Stop' adjacent to U.S.1... & smile more! "Times are chang'n"... make sure the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow is 'banked' in the FloridaKeys.US!... & smile more!... “Well, I reckon I got to light out for the territory ahead of the rest because Aunt Sally she's going to adopt me and civilize me and I can't stand it. I been there before.” --Huckleberry Finn/Mark Twain...
THE JOSE MARTI GOLD FREEDOM MEDAL: AWARDED ANNUALLY - THE KEY WEST INSTITUTE 
FLORIDAKEYS.US ...'Where Rainbows & Dolphins Meet To Watch Sunsetsä'
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Assortments Inc. 514 Fleming St. - Fine Men's Clothing (Claude & Joe) 294.4066
Oragami Sushi Bar & Japanese Res. 1075 Duval/C3 - Best Sushi! (Kiyota) 294-0092
Island Dogs Bar 505 Front St. - Mojitos! & 'dog paw embossed' floor! 295.0501
Latitiude25 - Mile Marker 82.7 Islamorada - Eclectic Gifts & Clothes 664.4421
Coming Soon!... The Official Keys Cupä... Hoist Up & Drink & Be Happy? KeysCup.com
Key West Register supports a 'Voluntary Wealth Redistribution Plan'!... how?...
...by shopping at FloridaKeys.US Merchants all year long! - Watch this list Grow!
KWR Approved Merchants!
 "Liv'n at the end of the old water pipe™"
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Updates at www.twitter.com/KeyWestTheDog *News Watchdog for the Keys*
'KW REGISTER' FIRST MORNING NEWS 'KWR'- FABRICANTES DE AMIGOS
SharkFest.com - email sightings of whale & 
shark species... chairman@bahamasinstitute.com ...research team is in the Turks & Caicos for a shark breeding
research project! &...Tidbit: A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes!... &! Shark 'ID' Program!:
Free Atlantic Shark Identification Workshops and Protected Species Safe Handling, Release, and Identification
Workshops Announced NOAA Fisheries Service is announcing that free Atlantic Shark Identification Workshops and
Protected Species Safe Handling, Release, and Identification Workshops will be held in July, August, and September
of 2010. Certain fishermen and shark dealers are required to attend a workshop to meet regulatory requirements
and maintain valid permits. Specifically, the Atlantic Shark Identification Workshop is mandatory for all federally
permitted Atlantic shark dealers. The Protected Species Safe Handling, Release, and Identification Workshop is
mandatory for vessel owners and operators who use bottom longline, pelagic longline, or gillnet gear, and who have
also been issued shark or swordfish limited access permits. Additional free workshops will be held in 2010. The Atlantic
Shark Identification Workshops will be held July 8, August 5, & September 2, 2010, in Jefferson, LA; Panama City, FL;
and Wilmington, NC, respectively. The Protected Species Safe Handling, Release, and Identification Workshops will
be held July 21, July 28, August 11, August 25, Sept. 15, & Sept. 22, 2010, in Clearwater, FL; Corpus Christi, TX;
Wilmington, NC; Boston, MA; Manageable, NJ; and Kenner, LA, respectively. The workshop schedules, registration
information, and a list of frequently asked questions regarding these workshops are posted on the Internet at:
http://www.nmfs.noaa.gov/sfa/hms/workshops/ ...NOAA supplied info... For other Marine News go to SharkFest.com
World Series of Poker® Main Event! Rio All-Suite Hotel & Casino® Las Vegas! Pics! 
WSOP® Final Table! more info @ WSOP.com - 'November Nine' Players are listed by Final Table Seat Number with
Chip Counts... Seat 1: Jason Senti (7,625,000) St. Louis Park MN US - Seat 2: Joseph Cheong (23,525,000) La Mirada
CA US - Seat 3: John Dolan (46,250,000) Bonita Springs FL US - Seat 4: Jonathan Duhamel (65,975,000) Boucherville
QC CA - Seat 5: Michael 'The Grinder' Mizrachi (14,450,000) Miami FL US - Seat 6: Matthew Jarvis (16,700,000)
Surrey BC CA - Seat 7: John Racener (19,050,000) Port Richey FL US - Seat 8: Filippo Candio (16,400,000) Cagliari
Sardinia IT - Seat 9: Soi Nguyen (9,650,000) Santa Ana CA US... Register will be at Final Table! US1POKER.COMä
'November Nine'/Nov. 6-9 Payouts: 1st $8,944,138 - 2nd $5,545,855 - 3rd $4,129,979 - 4th $3,092,497 - 5th $2,332,960
6th $1,772,939 - 7th $1,356,708 - 8th $1,045,738 - 9th $811,823... & Poker Hall of Fame selections have begun for Nov.
Hellmuth?... will return? 'Final 9' in WSOP® '11? 'Tables of Dreams'! 'Star' Humberto 'The Shark' Brenes & #2?
WSOP® November Nine Final Table & WSOP® Circuit Tour Updates @ twitter.com/KeyWestTheDog
Oil barrel price going up!... Gas up! Wow! "Now 'I need to shift & drink a Hulacaneä!" 
Dive! Dive!... Dive 'Vandy'!... 522 foot... USS Gen. Hoyt S. Vandenberg
'Vandy' rests at a depth of 140 feet & 7 Miles off EYW.US (24.27 N. latitude - 81.44 W. longitude) DiveVandy.com
Snapper Fishing! NOAA is seeking comments on a proposed rule to increase the Red Snapper Quotas in
the Gulf of Mexico... NOAA Fisheries Service is seeking public comment on a proposed rule that would increase the
commercial and recreational quotas of red snapper in the Gulf of Mexico. A recent Red Snapper assessment update
projected overfishing ended in 2009, and therefore, the total allowable catch (TAC) can be increased. As evaluated
in a regulatory amendment to the Fishery Management Plan for the Reef Fish Resources of the Gulf of Mexico, this
increase would be from the existing 5.0 million lbs (MP) to 6.945 MP. The proposed rule would adjust the commercial
and recreational quotas to 3.542 and 3.403 MP, respectively, consistent with the 51:49 ratio for the commercial and
recreational allocation of red snapper. The proposed rule publishes in the Federal Register on March 30, 2010, with
the comment period ending April 14, 2010... The proposed rule also includes a projection for the length of recreational
season, which opens June 1, '10. In determining the season length supported by the proposed 2010 quota, the increases
in the average red snapper size & abundance that led to the overage of the recreational harvest in '09 (preliminary
estimate of more than 1.7 MP during the 2009 75-day season) must be taken into account. Absent action to increase
the current 5.0 MP TAC, analyses indicate the fishery would remain open just 34-40 days in 2010 to avoid another
overage. However, the proposed 3.403 MP recreational quota is estimated to support a 51-60 day fishing season in
2010. The closure date... July 24 based on preliminary data & may be adjusted in the final rule. -NOAA supplied info
Islamorda 'Incorporated' to keep McDonald's out years ago! (Great Fries!) 
Sewers have been debated for years... now Village Citizens to get 'plunged' through an inactive Village Council?
& after raising taxes and hiring a 'large' Village Staff... anti-'Chain Store' efforts have failed!..." It is time to cut
our area's costs and be managed again by the Monroe County staff"- said a 30 year resident of Islamorada.
FloridaKeys.US Road Finds'! Keys Classic! 743-4481 @ MM47.5 Bayside MTH 
Conchcoctionä Byline!... a Bikini Girl & Hot Stiletto Heels!... &? 
Column: Daily! by a 'Certified Conchcoctionä Mixologist'... Bikini Kimmi blends Conch Rum-Nut Libations garnished with Key West Hot Chicken Wings & the 'FloridaKeys.US Bikini News' catching Fish-Food-Drinks-Divas-& Politicos! Bikini Kimmi has received numerous letters/emails on the subject of her dimensions... Bikini Kimmi recently said at a Press Conference in Key West that she is one inch bigger on top than everyones favorite 'Doll' - Barbie!... "If Barbie was 'life size' her measurements would be 39-23-33... I beat her by a mile... oops!... I mean an inch... 40-23-33! Watch 'Sunset' from Key West The Dogs's Favorite Bar!
FLORIDAKEYS.US ...'Where Rainbows & Dolphins Meet To Watch Sunsetsä'
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Safe Seafood & Dolphins!... Dolphins’ health shed light on human and ocean health!
During the recent annual meeting of the American Association for the Advancement of Science (AAAS) a panel of
governmental, academic and non-profit scientists unveiled research suggesting that diseases found in dolphins are
similar to human diseases and can provide clues into how human health might be affected by exposure to
contaminated coastal water or seafood. NOAA is the principal stewardship agency responsible for protecting
dolphins in the wild and supports a network of national and international projects aimed at investigating health
concerns. A few of these case studies highlighted today at AAAS illustrate how studying disease processes, or
pathologies in dolphins, could lead to future prevention or treatment of some diseases in humans. Equally important
is the knowledge gained with regards to overall population health, which can lead to improved management and
science-based guidelines to mitigate disease outbreak in both people & animals. info @ NOAA -KeysFishJournal.com
Florida#2! in Marijuana Home Factories! 
& Florida is considering making the herb Salvia Divinorum illegal... Florida bill would make 'salvia' and its extract
controlled substances in the same class as marijuana & LSD... felony punishable by up to five years in prison! Florida
passed new law June '08... if you get caught growing 25 plants (old threshhold was 100 plants) you can get a maximum
of 30 years in jail dependiing on various criteria... check with local law enforcement authorities for details?!
"The more people smoke herb, the more Babylon fall" -Bob Marley
Havana, Cuba: El Floridita Bar (at 557 Avenida de Belgica) celebrates the 
Floridita Sommlier who took 'First Place' in the 10th Annual Habano Festival... Senora Zudlay Napoles selected the
proper 'Habanos' (a new Cuban Cohiba Maduro 5) with a delicate bodied 'Santiago 25 Year Old Rum'... 'Floridita'
is where Hemingway sat,mwrote & drank daiquiris... The Annual Habano Festival is an event of review and intro
of Cuba's finest cigarsmhighlighted by the 'Annual Dinner & Cigar Auction'!
Loss of Keys history? Overseas Liquor & Lounge
good days are over? (known historically as 'Overseas Lodge') ... In the lodge's prime it had FISH MORE!
hotel rooms and offered some of the best 'Turtle Steak Dinners' in the Florida Keys... fate of building in the future?
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Key West Commission Highlights & Economics... 'Annex Waves'? 
Now over? Eaton St. garden area to be removed & Navy road restored after many years! TRUSTED!
"$33,101.99 for roadway extension and sidewalk along Eaton Street from the Truman Annex Property line to
Truman Harbor at the Truman Waterfront by Charley Toppino and Sons"... & Truman Annex gets less 'Exclusive'?
... well probably so with the proposed 'Slip N' Slide?' Water Park next door at Truman Waterfront that would
have plastic tubes and other rides? (i.e. Daytona Beach & Myrtle Beach!)... other ideas for the 6+ acres premium
U.S. waterfront property includes a planned Village containing housing and academical enrichment regions... ?
Update: Truman Waterfront land 'contaminated'? and also a large Mega Yacht Project proposed for area?
& 'KEY WEST CITY CLASSIC PAST ARCHIVES: heard in audience at a past meeting -'Rooster War' is escalating...
Asst. City Mgr. has made chicken recommendations... referencing the excess chicken population in Key West he
indicated that the animals cannot be tortured (Geneva Convention Guidelines?) breaking necks seems to be OK?
Note: Citizens should call City Offices for proper 'Rooster Control' before taking any actions!
"Key West is perhaps unique, too, ? 
in its tough,survival-oriented constitution, which is also unfortunately currently accompanied by a pessimistic, even
depressive social psychology. Hope about the future of Key West was totally & conspicuously lacking in survey
responses" -- as per Gustavus Adolphus College/St. Peter, MN - Prof Karen Larson in the final report on Key
West Worker satisfaction presented to the City of Key West. (Note: 'The Register' mentioned these findings to a
another random survey group of workers... 8 out of 10 said they were going to Duval St. to get a 'Hulacane'ä &
the other 2 surveyed said they'd go get a 'Team Mojito'ä) & Visit Stock Island 24°34'12" North, 81°44'15" West...
FLORIDAKEYS.US "WHERE THE SUN CHASES THE MOON" ä
'Sailfish Club' 
(sign years past... at the Bight in EYW.US) prepared for Hurricane Season?... remember your boat!
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THE FIRST OFFICIAL NEWS OF KEY WEST/FLORIDA KEYS/CARIBBEAN & THE GULF STREAMä
'Fest Past HighLights & WEIRD-SHOTSä
 Missed us again! Time for a drink! a Hulacaneä Daiquiri - "Born in the Eye" : 
2oz of Rum, Sugarcane stalk, 2oz Sweet & Sour mix, Secret ingredient, 1oz pineapple juice,Shake in a circular motion
over ice and strain into a chilled martini glass, garnish with wedge of lime. Hemingway - 'Islands in the Stream'... "
Thomas Hudson... was drinking another of the frozen Daiquiris with no sugar in it and as he lifted it, heavy and the
glass frost-rimmed, he looked at the clear part below and the frapped top and it reminded him of the sea."
 'Huracan' (Hurricane) a native 'Taino' word... meaning: 'Winds unleashed by an angry Goddess'
Key West the dog'ä & Sidekick 'Truman': "Doing dog paddle at Keys' Beaches/Water Quality Report"...State of FL
BEST SHOWS IN KEY WEST? 'ALL THE CABARET SHOWS' AT LA TE DA!
NOTABLE FESTIVALS: Fantasy Fest/Key West 10/22-10/31/'10&VooDoo Fest/New Orleans 10/30-11/1/'10
"Clothes make the man... naked people have little or no influence on society." -- Mark Twain
Eclipse Stateä - FloridaKeys.US " NEWS FROM FLORIDAKEYS.US AND THE REST OF THE CIVILIZED WORLD " ä
Poker Territoryä (.com) by the 'TBoneDogä'
News! National, Florida & Caribe 'Poker Views Column'
& also listen to 'PokerWars with Poker Aficionado Antonio Pinzari' ...a 'Live' Radio Show! www.PokerWars.Info
Pics are from 2010 41st World Series of Poker® & 2009 WSOP® / KWR Views @ WSOP® Events & Final Tables!
WSOP® 2010 Main Event! more info @ WSOP.com - 'November Nine' Finalists play Nov. 6-9th! Final Table Players
are... Players are listed by Final Table Seat Number with Chip Counts... Seat 1: Jason Senti (7,625,000) St. Louis
Park MN US - Seat 2: Joseph Cheong (23,525,000) La Mirada CA US - Seat 3: John Dolan (46,250,000) Bonita
Springs FL US - Seat 4: Jonathan Duhamel (65,975,000) Boucherville QC CA - Seat 5: Michael 'The Grinder' Mizrachi
(14,450,000) Miami FL US - Seat 6: Matthew Jarvis (16,700,000) Surrey BC CA - Seat 7: John Racener (19,050,000)
Port Richey FL US - Seat 8: Filippo Candio (16,400,000) Cagliari Sardinia IT Seat 9: Soi Nguyen (9,650,000) Santa
Ana CA US...Updates... at WSOP.COM & our 2010 World Series of PokerComments at twitter.com/KeyWestTheDog
TBoneDogä / TBoneDog.com / & ... "Tbonedä" Poker are Trademarks of Strategic Planning.US Corp.
US1POKER.COM 'Road to Turns & Rivers'ä World Series of Poker 2010 & more pics click finger
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Vegas Slot 'Possibles' 7/2010 Megabucks $11,000,000 
Wheel of Fortune (.25) $600,000 Wheel of Fortune (.50) $975,000 Wheel of Fortune ($1) $1,200,000 Wheel of Fortune ($5) $2,700,000 & more! (note: call casinos for actual real time update and accuracy)
Hulacaneä Since 1970 -Hulacane.com -Libation for the Caribbean 'Big Blow' Winds!
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'Key West the dog'... Sports Line - '10/'11 Season "Your best review for the Sports Line"
College Highlights &... our College Bowl winner picks for '10/'11 Season
'Key West The Dog' & KenoGirl.com™ Picks for 2010 College Football Winners! (Picks in Rank): Crimson Tide, TX, OK, OH, FL ,NB, OR, USC, BS, VT & for BCS Big Bet?... Hurricanes! Comments to: Pick@WeeklyBigBet.com
'Weekly Win Bet' & KWTG Reviewed Game Odds on twitter.com/KeyWestTheDog
"You May have the greatest bunch of individual stars in the world but if they don't play together,
the club won't be worth a dime." -- Babe Ruth...
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Mail comments to: P.O. Box 1119, Key West, FL, 33041
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 Comet/Asteroid Emergency Impact Scale 
"Always do right. This will gratify some people, and astonish the rest" --Mark Twain
'Purple Daze News Column': ...& Taxes? 
"Islamorada... a little purple spot in the Gulf Stream"ä
'Seabiscuit' Ken Fields Islamorada Village Manager hangs on despite?... some not happy?
Islamorada passes parking fees and others... to increase revenues!... maybe Village should follow the country of Sweden's lead?... Sweden profits from public urination: Public urination is fast becoming something of a cash cow for Sweden, garnishing the state coffers with 1.8 million kronor ($264,000) recently.
"The responsibility of leadership is not always without cost" -- Mark Twain
Islamorada?... "With a pink hotel, a boutique...And a swinging hot spot...Don't it always seem to go...That you don't know what you've got...Till it's gone...They paved paradise ...And put up a parking lot..." --Joni Mitchell
Important Release: Update on U.S. Government / TSA requirments for travelers at www.AirLinesSafe.com
TSA Lifts Ban on Lighters... now allowed are Bics and Zippo type lighters but not on torch type lighters....
Mail comments to: P.O. Box 1119, Key West, FL, 33041
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Captain Cubaä Cigar-Wine & Yachtsman's Guide ...Certified Authority
Captain Cuba's ('Cuba' for short) Exclusive Cigar & Wine Ratings - seen at Twitter.com/KeyWestTheDog
"Today's smoke is the best smoke!ä " -- 'Cuba' 
:The Captaincy General of Cuba (Spanish: Capitanía General de Cuba) was an administrative
district of the Spanish Empire created in 1607 as part of Habsburg Spain's attempt better
to defend the Caribbean against foreign powers...
'CAPTAIN CUBA' A CLUB FOR THE CIGAR CONNOISSEUR - ORIGIN CIRCA 1982
Certified Cigar Grande Sommelier (CGSä) Captain Cuba Star Brandä
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FloridaKeys.US "Tidbits" College Football Bowl schedules SHOTS! WEIRD-SHOTSä 
• Bahamas Drag Racing Association/BDRA organizes in Islands
• Key West Bowl Committee looks at 2011 for possible college national title football game www.KeyWestBowl.com
• Sharkfest.com Researchers in Costa Rica for long-term Bioenzyme Research with NanoAlphaä 
• Bahamas Institute to sponsor 'Catch & Release' fishing tournament in Grand Bahama in March 2011 and other news...
• Vespa & other motorcycle sales explode as the Florida Keys and Caribbean island citizens shift to cheaper cost transports
• Wants Submarines! - Russian Kalashnikov assault rifles delivered in Venezuela - Pres. Chavez says ":best rifle in world"
• Key West Institute negotiates with Bahamas Government for 'AquaFood' research station based on Long Island in Bahamas
CONCHVILLE.COM "Liv'n at the end of the old water pipe"ä
'Kinkans' ä (kinkans/kum´kwots) Small Trees with origins in China - sweet-scented white flowers, and small, orange-yellow
edible fruits which are eaten fresh or in preserves & also a Martini garnish... Fortunella of the family Rutaceae a close relative
to other citrus fruits &... a new Premier Club... 'Kinkans' ... kinkans.com
KEYS FISH JOURNAL "morning catch in fishing news"Ô 1952
2010 Season El Niño & La Niña factor? El Niño is a disruption of the ocean-atmosphere system in the tropical Pacific that has consequences for weather around the globe. Among its effects are increased rainfall across the southern tier of the United States, destructive flooding in Peru, drought in the western Pacific and devastating brush fires in Australia. In Florida, El Niño brings relief from drought conditions by dropping extra rain in the winter as well as creating upper level winds in the summer that tend to cut down on the number of tropical storms. Lack of El Nino will be a factor for 2010 season. Renowned hurricane forecaster Dr. C. King predicts that El Nino will be dormant this year with major hurricane being 12 - Dr. King said "Come September I will drink a lot of Hulacanes ä " (note: a Hulacane ä is a fresh Rum concoction that was invented by Dr. Kotas for Ernest in 1937 - Hulacane ä TradeMark porperty of Key West Institute since 1939)"
NOAA TIDES & CURRENTS FOR EYW.US (KEY WEST - FL) 
- CARIBBEAN HURRICANE INFORMATION HURRICANE PREDICTIONS / NOAA 
Hurricane Names 2010: Alex - Bonnie - Colin - Danielle - Earl - Fiona - Gaston - Hermine - Igor - Julia - Karl - Lisa - Matthew - Nicole- Otto - Paula - Richard - Shary - Tomas - Virginie - Walter & ?
Florida Keys Water Quality Beach Report/click Florida health department has established water quality section
Florida Health Department maintains a toll-free 24-hour recorded information line at 1.877.892.9585.
Key West Register / Official Report - Mean Monthly Water Temperature at Sand Key
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75.2
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73.2
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73.8
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75.7
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79.0
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83.3
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85.8
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86.2
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84.9
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82.8
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79.5
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76.5
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24.0
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22.9
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23.2
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24.3
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26.1
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28.5
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29.9
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30.1
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29.4
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27.9
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26.4
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24.7
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Moon Phase National Data Buoy Center: 'Current' Sand Key FL water 
The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. -- Mahatma Gandhi 
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Monroe County records "Tree of Knowledge"
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